I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
