Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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