4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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