Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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