Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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