So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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