glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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