well most of my day revolves around power hour
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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