do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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