i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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