Non-Jews are for practice
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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