I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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