ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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