: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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