I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
We need to get me chipped asap
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