Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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