So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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