I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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