Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
