Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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