fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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