I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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