i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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