I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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