broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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