My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
and she was petting her beer can
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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