i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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