i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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