I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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