My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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