i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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