yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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