Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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