Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
You're like the curious george of whores
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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