so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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