just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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