If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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