Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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