Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just google imaged poop.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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