69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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