I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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