just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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