he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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