Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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