Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if only i could text you this smell
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
