So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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