Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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