i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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