I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Randomize
