If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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