yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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