so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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