Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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